Check out my ringtone

So Frankie, our friend Lilith and I met up at Equinox after work for a little gym time. We all got on our treadmills and started our engines. About 15 minutes into our run this bulky young blond guy approached our dear friend Lilith's treadmill, just as she was breaking out a sweat.


"Hey, ma'am can you check out my ringtone?" he asked her. 


Lilith looked bewildered. "...really...you're serious?!" she said as she slowed down from a run to a walking pace.


 "Sorry, I"m just formal like that. Yeah, this is a great ringtone, I just got it, and wanted to get an opinion, can you tell me what you think?"


"Er...sure," she said. 


This was possibly the worst pickup line ever, I thought, and winced. I expected his phone to be playing something vulgar.


He whipped out his iPhone and smiled at Lilith. Then he hit a button. The ringtone was unmistakenly Sanford and Son.


"Uh, it's Okay," Lilith replied. 


"It's Sanford and Son!" he said. "Don't you know it! People seem to really dig it.?"


"Er, yeah, I guess. So...how many people in the gym have you asked so far?"


"Just you," he said. "I thought you would know it."


Lilith, just gawked at the guy. "Why did you call me, ma'am?" Lilith asked. 


Frankie interrupted and set the poor guy straight. "Lesson is don't call any woman under 40, ma'am. Got it?"


He nodded. We had after workout martini's to recover from the unfortunate incident. - Ruby

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