Monday, May 24, 2010

Yes, We Girlfriends Share This Concern As Well...





Dear Men,

After reading a concern from one one young man on Esquire's website, I was moved to address what I understand to be a common gripe among men and a fear of women. His concern is that he will not exceed the capabilities of his girlfriend's vibrator in the bedroom.

I have also met women who are scared to purchase that supposedly amazing new toy, as they are afraid that they will no longer enjoy sex with their boyfriends.

I say to you, Dear Men, embrace the vibrator, use it with your girlfriend, and replenish her supply of C-batteries when necessary.

By joining forces with the inanimate phallic object, you will be the best she's ever had, as she will not remember using her toy...she will remember you using the toy on her, and just how talented you were while doing so. Which will lead her to return the pleasure. ;-)

Happy Love Making,
Frankie

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