Dr. Everything will be all right

There is nothing like visiting the gyno. Really.Unfortunately my gynecologist passed away so I had to find a new one, and fast.

The reason being there's this guy at the gym who I started seeing and my birth control pill prescription has gone kaput. We shall call him' Country Club,' and simply for the fact that he works at one. So in order to have sex, a gyno visit was a necessity.

Kerry helped me out of course. I really don't know what I'd do without her. Have you ever met someone that just got you and knew what you were saying before you said it? Well, that's Kerry. So when Country Club asked me out she said, "Wow. Anyone would want to fuck him. I hope you've got a full pack." Of course, I didn't. Eek!

So I told Kerry my story and after confirming that she wasn't a lesbian, she recommended I see her gyno and called for an appointment for me, which was beyond nice.

I went to see Dr. G and you know what the visit is like...spread your legs...this may hurt...this is this...that is that...do you have a partner?....everything is fine...we will call you if anything unusual shows up in the tests. Well, Dr. G. finished by asking me back to her office.

"Everything looked great," she said. "I'm a bit concerned that you don't seem to have a consistent partner. Is there anything I can help you with there?" she asked and raised an eyebrow.

" Er.....no?" I answered, my mouth hanging open. Huh?

"Well, we might have more in common then you would initially think. It's not easy out there and I know I have a kid, but I've never been married. My partner and I never got there," she said

'Is this doctor hitting on me in some sort of fucked up way?' I thought

"Well," she sighed. "Here is you prescription and if you need anything. I mean, advice...anything. Please call," she said,turning away and then suddenly giving me a hug.

"Gee. Thanks. Dr. G.," I said and walked out completely baffled, and well to be completely honest, a bit mortified since I think she was hitting on me after looking at my, well...but I got the prescription and my date with Country Club.

I wasn't sure I should tell Kerry, but I did. She looked kind of like she'd been hit with a baseball bat.

"No," she said and hugged me. "I'm soooo sorry. I had no idea. I just...Well, wait a minute I don't get it. Is that a problem?"

"Dude, I don't care. Whatever. It's actually kind of flattering I guess," I replied and shrugged.

"Well, I really don't blame her," Kerry replied and touched my shoulder. "If I were into girls, I would be into you," she said.

"Come on, stop it. That's bull," I started to say.

"For real. I'm into guys. You know," she said looking directly at some sporty punk lifting weights. "Country Club is hot. I mean Hot! But if I were into girls...then it would be someone like you...Do you know what I mean, sweetie?" she asked, hugging me.

"Kerry, baby, if our lives were a book I think we'd be on different chapters," I responded. - Ruby