Pride Penis Party

I celebrated Gay pride with some dear friends yesterday. Gay men are officially the cutest. I love Gay Pride because its the only day we see the hottest men in the city take to the streets. OK so they aren’t interested in me, but they are fun to watch and to dance with.

We were at this fabulous bar yesterday called Gaybill or more widely known as Cowgirl Cafe. I was having a great time with some friends when I met this Cutie pie with dark hair, a gorgeous smile, and buff body. He seemed to be actually flirting with me. Was I mistaken? I figured I was.

I asked him where his boyfriend was, and he said he had just broken up with his girlfriend and was out with his roommate, who happened to be gay. Now that was intriguing. Gaybills turned into a dance floor so All of us hit it and me with Cutie Pie. But the place was packed and I wound up in the middle of a grind pit. Now I’m a fan of being pressed up against a sexy man, but not about 12.

I felt like the girl in Night at the Roxbury, being bounced between two guys.


Funny thing is Cutie Pie seemed to be enjoying bashing his pelvis into not only me, but into some other men dancing around us. After a while he seemed up close a personal with one particular fellow I myself wouldn’t have minded hooking up with. I figured the meat on meat market was probably his forte at that point. - Ruby