Baffled by Burger Boy

So I realize that there is a recession, but no one has taken me on a date to McDonald’s since middle school, that was until Burger Boy. Burger Boy was very cute. A friend of a friend. He, unfortunately has no taste.

For our first date he picked me up and took me to McDonald’s two blocks away from our apartment. Why on earth would he do that? He’s clueless.

Burger Boy started the date off by telling me about his ex-girlfriends. All of them. Once I heard the 15th– the lesbian turned suicidal and how he wanted to kill himself at one point– I downed the rest of my Diet Coke, thanked him for the fries, and took the rest of my life to go. - Ruby